The Great Author Photo Debate of 2015

It was a Sunday night. I’d spent 2 hours editing and cropping possible author photos, and I had 6 that I liked. And honestly, I hadn’t the least idea of which photo I should use–I was too close to the project, sick of staring at my own teeth.

So I decided to crowd source.

On Monday morning, I posted the following to Facebook. My husband reposted it to his page and to Twitter.

The Great Author Photo Debate of 2015

Responses poured in, and since I’d posted it as Public, plenty of people I’ve never met voted. And everyone had opinions. I compiled the results in an Excel file.

217 people voted. 64 people (29%) voted for more than one photo.

The final votes:

The Great Author Photo Debate of 2015: Final Votes

But despite the votes, I still wasn’t sure which photo to choose.

After all, I never said I would choose the photo that had the most votes. And photos 4 and 5 had a close number of votes, with some things making me lean towards photo 5 (several editors from a publishing house and someone who arranges author visits both put photo 5 down as their top choice). Also, it wasn’t the best poll from a scientific standpoint, as people could see what others had voted and it may have subconsciously impacted some people’s decision. (I intentionally didn’t do an official Facebook Poll, because then people could constantly see the final count, instead of just what the last few people had voted.)

In a helpful move, one of my friends gave me some pop culture advice.

He told me “Blue Steel.”

Oh, yes, from the film Zoolander. Is it really possible to choose the best Ben Stiller, especially since the photos are so drastically different?

Blue Steel

Also, he sent me this amazing clip from the film Ten Things I Hate About You. You can skip to about 36 seconds in.

The real question, then, is if I wanted to be pensive or thoughtful.

As many people pointed out, different photos create different meanings, and impact the way people will interpret me as an author. But there was a diversity of interpretations for any given photo.

I decided to do a test and see what the photos looked like on the web.

I turned to Twitter, since I have a small audience and followers don’t get a notification when you switch your photo.

Photo 4 on Twitter:

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And when it’s shown smaller:

Image_4_on_Twitter_Small

Photo 5 on Twitter:

Image_5_on_Twitter

And when it’s shown smaller:

Image_5_on_Twitter_Small

Both photos looked good on Twitter. But in the context of a social media site, I preferred Photo 4.

Katherine Cowley Author Photo

So despite the fact that I am going to make 47% of respondents unhappy, I’m going with Photo 4. However, I plan to use Photo 5 if I ever need an alternate photo.

My other photos are awesome too. For instance, the turquoise background photos look really good when they aren’t cropped into a headshot, so I will surely use them for something.

Thanks to everyone who participated in the Great Author Photo Debate of 2015!

 

A New Science Fiction Comedy Short Story for Valentine’s Day

Sometimes we take Valentine’s Day too seriously. As a remedy, I’ve decided to post a short story I’ve written on my website.

It’s science fiction–set on Earth, but centuries in the future.

It’s a comedy–because the things that speak to us most deeply (like romance) should never be taken too seriously.

It’s about kissing–and even better, first kisses.

Oh, and did I mention teenagers? Because when you are young, you feel deeply, and that makes for interesting stories.

Without further ado, my science fiction, comedy, short story, Case Study #237: Teenage Ethical Dilemmas.

Case Study #237: Teenage Ethical Dilemmas

12 Months of Writing: 2014, A Year in Review

Yesterday morning my almost-four-year-old daughter came up to me and asked, “Mom, are you working on your dream?”

I was editing a story in my green binder, which she recognized as my writing binder. The day before we had listened to the song “I’ve Got a Dream” from Tangled and my daughter had asked me, “Mom, what’s your dream?”

I've Got a Dream

I explained that my dream was to have my name on the covers of published books. And then I told her that if you want a dream to happen, you don’t just sit around. You work for it.

That’s what I’ve been doing during 2014: working on my dream. I read the book The Power of Habit and learned how to create habits. I forced myself to focus, to output words when I had no motivation and no inspiration (which was probably 3 days out of every 5). When I found myself truly stuck on one project I would switch to another project until I figured the first project out: I knew that I couldn’t let myself stop writing. I kept a daily writing journal to keep track of my progress.

Writing Journal

There were days where I didn’t write a thing, and days where I eked out a mere hundred words. I intentionally gave myself a day of rest once a week, where I did not actively work on my goal. But most days I spent at least an hour writing, and many days I spent more than that. Throughout the year, I sacrificed all sorts of things so I could write: movies and TV shows I wanted to see, books I wanted to read, activities I wanted to attend, and other hobbies and interests that I love. I sacrificed sleep and relaxation. But it was worth it.

Here’s what I accomplished during 2014:

  • Wrote approximately 135,700 entirely new words. That’s around 550-600 double-spaced pages.
  • Revised a 140 page novella (4 additional drafts).
  • Wrote the first draft of a young adult fantasy novel.
  • Wrote the second and third drafts of a 500 page adult steampunk novel. This was a brutal task.
  • Deleted over 30,000 words.
  • Wrote and revised 6 short stories, ranging in length from 750 to 9000 words.
  • Received 20 rejection letters from publishers and magazine editors.  (I tried to constantly have at least 3 short stories and essays out on submission.)
  • Received 2 acceptances. My short story “Daughter of a Boto” received third place in the Meeting of the Myths contest. Another story, “Three Wishes,” will be published in a digital anthology next year.

According to my writing journal, I spent about 521 hours working on writing over the course of the year. That’s 1.4 hours a day—less than an hour and a half every day.

I’m now much closer to my dream. And 2015 looks like the perfect time to spend another year writing.

Hush, Little Baby: A Mildly More Sinister Version

A lot of nursery rhymes and children’s songs and stories have a sinister edge to them: “It’s raining, it’s pouring” is about a man dying in his sleep, London Bridge falling down typically would involve death and havoc, and Jack and Jill suffer traumatic head wounds. Not to mention what it would feel like to be swallowed by a wolf (Little Red Riding Hood) or locked in a cage by a cannibal (Hansel and Gretel).

“Hush, Little Baby” fits in well–a baby won’t stop crying, so a parent sings, offering rewards if the child would just be quiet, yet each of the rewards goes terribly wrong. (The real question: Is this intentional on the parent’s part, or simply bad fortune?)

Baby Cradle

My problem is that I can never remember the actual words to “Hush, Little Baby,” so when I come up with rhyming disasters on the spot, they tend to be a little more disturbing than the original. I do try to censor myself with my little ones, really. But I see no reason to censor myself on my blog. So without further ado…

Hush, Little Baby: A Mildly More Sinister Version

Hush, little baby, don’t say a word,
Mama’s gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird won’t stop singing,
Mama’s gonna buy you a bell for ringing.

And if your ringing bell calls a ghost,
Mama’s gonna buy you a trip to the coast.

And if at the coast you fall into brine,
Mama’s gonna buy you a silver mine.

And if that silver mine explodes,
Mama’s gonna buy you a treasure trove.

And if that trove comes with bloodthirsty pirates,
Mama’s gonna buy you a friendly primate.

And if that friendly primate bites your hand,
Mama’s gonna buy you a wind-up band.

And if that wind-up band hurts your ears,
Mama’s gonna buy you a box for your fears.

And if that box full of fears weighs you down,
You’ll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

 

 

 

Original image by Marle, Creative Commons license

10 Reasons I’m Not Doing NaNoWriMo

nanowrimo

I spend a lot of time online and in person with writers, and so come October it seems like everyone is talking about one thing: NaNoWriMo. That’s National Novel Writing Month, where writers sign up in mass to write an entire novel, of at least 50,000 words, during the month of November. When I say writers sign up in mass I’m being serious: in 2013 718,982 people signed up for it.

I’ve participated in NaNoWriMo myself, back in 2010. I successfully wrote an entire 50,000 word novel during November. Which was amazing for me, because I’d written so many novel beginnings (maybe 6 or 7) but never finished any of them. I didn’t actually have the least idea of how to write a novel until I wrote one from start to finish during NaNoWriMo.

But I’m going to resist the temptation to join the throng. Despite wanting to be one of the cool kids, the remembrance of the thrill of writing at such rapid rates, and the cool NaNoWriMo sticker charts and paraphernalia, I am NOT participating in NaNoWriMo this year.

These are the 10 reasons why I’m not doing NaNoWriMo:

1. I’ve done NaNoWriMo before. I’ve proved that I can write a 50,000 word novel in a month. Done and done.

2. I’m not at the right point in any of my projects. I’m slogging through a 3rd draft of a novel that has somehow edged up to 110,000 words, and I need to focus on this beast. In February I wrote a first draft of another novel that needs to be revised. And I have a 15,000 word novella that needs to be transformed into a novel. And a number of short stories in various stages of completion. I don’t have room for a new first draft in my life right now.

3. There is a new novel idea I have, one that’s been bouncing around in my head for about a year. But this idea requires heavy research. Making up 50,000 words of crap about the Regency period is a really bad idea for me, given how little I know about the Regency period. I would hate myself during the second draft and have to throw 30,000 (or more) words out.

4. NaNoWriMo is a great way to develop writing habits. But I already have a writing schedule, and I write for at least an hour every day. I’ve already got my motivation.

5. NaNoWriMo is a great way to develop writing community, and a group of people that move you forward. I already have several writing communities, and while I would love more and would love to go to some NaNoWriMo write-ins (some which are being held half a mile from my house), I’ll have to pass on it.

6. My NaNoWriMo novel was so terrible that after November 30th, 2010 (the date I finished it) I have never opened the file again. To reiterate, four years later, I still haven’t looked at my first novel again. It was completely worth writing, because it taught me endless things about writing and made me feel like a writer and showed me I could do it. All of which were worth doing NaNoWriMo for. But the novel is crap. If I were to revise it, I would open an entirely new file and start over. Realistically speaking, I’m actually more likely to borrow the novel’s title and a couple of scenes and turn it into a short story. (I know this isn’t the case for all NaNos–many revise their novels. But I can’t do it.)

7. After doing NaNoWriMo 2010 I decided that I had written a novel and wasn’t interested in writing one again. I was so burnt out that I spent 2011 doing a daily video blog. It took until the beginning of 2012 for me to write fiction again. (As a side note, doing the video blog was actually great for my writing once I came back to it.) I don’t think that I’d get as burnt out if I did NaNoWriMo again, but I really don’t want to risk losing a full year of writing.

8. Once I started writing again in 2012, I learned that I am an outliner. I do lots of “discovery writing” while I’m brainstorming, and I don’t always stick to my outlines (my best scenes are where I depart from my outlines while writing), but I’m an outliner. For the current novel I’m revising I have two sheets of butcher paper as tall as I am filled with charts that outline what every single character in my novel is doing during every single chapter. (I’ve spent so long trying to resist the label of “outliner,” but really, I’ve got it bad. My first draft outlines aren’t nearly that detailed though, lest you be worried for my sanity.) My style of outlining is not the best match for me doing NaNoWriMo, though some outliners pull it off.

9. If I’m writing first draft material, in a normal month I can write about 30,000 words. That’s not 50,000, but I’m satisfied with that speed. During first drafts I often write 1667 words in a day, and I can sometimes do it in just an hour. 1667 is the NaNoWriMo daily word count. Then why don’t I write 50,000 words in a month? I need recharge days. I take a break by working on a short story for a day or two, I outline, blog, and sometimes give myself a full day off. And still end up with 30,000 by the end of a month.

10. I like writing first drafts that are 30,000 words long, not 50,000 words. I drafted a complete novel in February. It has a beginning, middle, and end. It has a few beautifully crafted scenes that will survive relatively unchanged through the entire revision process. It has every chapter it will need, though some of those chapters are an outline that will need to be turned into 20 pages. Why didn’t I force that first draft into 50,000 words? Because I could tell that those other 20,000 words would be complete B.S., and I would cut them during draft 2. I know enough about my writing and I’ve written enough novels now to understand my writing process. My second draft will take that novel up to 50 or 60,000 words, but it won’t just be an addition of 20 or 30,000 words–it will be a true revision, a re-seeing. I’m currently working on revamping the magic system and tweaking the world and the culture. It will transform, and the parts I skipped are in my head, slowly transforming until I’m ready to put them down on the page.

Participating in NaNoWriMo was the best thing I could’ve done for my writing in 2010. If you haven’t done it then I highly recommend it, especially if you’ve never written a full novel before. But I’m definitely not doing NaNoWriMo 2014, and I don’t know that I’ll ever do it again.

 

If you’re doing NaNoWriMo (especially a second or third time), why are you doing it? And if you’re not doing NaNoWriMo, why not?